Monday, December 31, 2012

It's a wonderful new year's eve

HAPPY NEW YEAR, GUYS!



2013 Resolution


Weee udah dipenghujung tahun 2012 aja nih. Yuks bikin resolusi 2013. Kalau benda-benda yang perlu gw beli kan udah sempet gw tulis di beberapa blog sblm ini (btw i already have a new PINK camera), sekarang lebih kearah perilaku ahhh...

RESOLUSI 2013:
  1. Gw pengen jalan-jalan lagi sama temen-temen gw. HK or Bangkok maybe? Budgetnya 5-10 juta, jadi kebayang donkkk musti nabung jungkir balik kek pegimane. So more work, less dating? ahahaha.. Iya bok, dating mahal bener, musti cari cara dating mursidah tapi seru.
  2. NABUNG 10 JUTA buat DP ke NEW ZEALAND (Resolusi 2014) untuk berenti ngerokok. Karena selama 3minggu sampai 1 bulan, kalau ikut guru gw, gw akan sulit untuk merokok dan gw jg ga akan bawa fags. Jadinya ga bs ngerokok. So hopefully I CAN STOP SMOKING. (OPTIMIS!)
  3. 2 tahunan sama pacar, go somewhere only we know. awww, budgetnya 3 juta ajah gmn? hihihi.. pengen sih jalan-jalan, duh kerjaan gw jalan2 mulu ya.. atau ga do something SUPER FUN plus nginep. 16 oktober masih 10 bulan lagi, NABUNGGGG!)
  4. Kerjaan diperbanyak, mungkin gw akan coba kerja 9-5 lagi, tapi blm tau deh. rada malaysia gitu terikat (cewe2 susah berkomitmen)
  5. RAJIN JUALAN biar bisa nabung 500rb per bulan (kalau tercapai pun cuma 6 juta yah, hmmm)

So far baru itu sih, semoga bisa tercapai, yg 1-2 sih ga compulsory. Huaaa, musti rajin2 nih.. Di tahun yang baru, semangat baru dan penuh energi. 140% shay! 



(yah kira2 kek gini preview resolusi 2013 guve)

Sunday, December 30, 2012

Cheating X

Here's some brotips for you










CRAVING

Gegara makan di ABGUJONG ber8 sampe ngabisin 1,2 juta, gw dan pacar gw akhirnya sakit perut. Gw rasa karena kami makan KIMCHI dan sop merah asem pedes (kayak kimchi dibkin sop gitu). Lalu malamnya kami ngopi di UNION, PS. Kopinya kuat bener.

Besokannya gw makan tongseng pedes di Setiabudi lalu pas sampe rumah, makan mie pake rawit 6 biji. Malemnya kek ada marching band di perutnya.

Hari selanjutnya, gw sukses MUNTABER. Gilak ih, berasa efek hangover bagian muntah2nya gitu. GAK ENAK BANGET.




Pacar gw sih bilang mungkin aja maagnya kambuh lagi (penyakit krn skripsi. MEH. Sebelum skripsi gw kan perempuan gendut yang sehat walafiat) Yah intinya gw menderita lah. hobby makan, tp gak bs makan. Gw juga masih usaha untuk menggelar sleep over dan temen2 gw bawa makanan2 enak.

MSG LAH

MARTABAK MANIS LAH

MARTABAK TELOR LAH

GRahhhhh... mana ngomonginnya BURRITO segala macem.. bikin ngeces, tp gw ga bs makan. Sedihhh...

The next day, gw tanya ma dokter google, karena diare bisa bikin dehidrasi dan menyebabkan kematian, akhirnya gw ke dokter. Dokternya deket rumah Ruby, di klinik Cipete. Dokter Toga namanya, dese cakep n tinggi gitu. Keknya blm nikah krn blm ada cincin. Hihihi GENIT (padahal gw ke dokter ditemenin pacar).

Dese meriksa gw trus perut buntal gw diketok2 plus diteken2 gitu. Gw teriak "ITAI ITAI ITAI" layaknya gadis jepang suka teriakkan ketika sedang di shoot. >.< asli itu diketok2 sakit banget, dan dia bilang "iya perut kamu rame banget" iyalah, gw aja ga pake alat dokter aja bs denger perut gw GRUCUK2.

In the end, gw masih ngidam berbagai makanan yg tdk bs gw makan. Jadi kalau sampe gw diopname, jgn lupa bawa burrito.

Tuesday, December 18, 2012

5 cm

Salahin mimpi. Salahin 5 cm. Salahin Ievon Polkka.

Sebagai wece2 yg ude ngaku berhasil move on, galau gr2 seseorang di masa lalu kynya gimanaaaa gt. perkara gw mimpiin dia inget lagu yg pernah gw nyanyiin secara absurd, ievon polkka's song (lupita judulnya apa). Pas udah ngobrol, gw malah bgn krn ternyata gw dibangunin sama alarm dr hp Apollo gw.

Sehabis bgn itu gw malah terdiam, mw coba interpretrasi mimpi tp gagal. Rasanya kangen aja gitu. Pgn tau dia lg apa, dia gmn skrg, dia udah cerai atau blm. Nyahahaha jahara ya guve.

Akhirnya gw stalk dese di fb, keknya hepi bener ma biniknya. Ge berhenti photo nikahannya. Abis si oknum bahagia banget. >.< Hmm.. The wedding i didnt have the courage to attend. I was miserable with my love life. I wasnt masochist enuf to go to the wedding. Beside it was far far away and my aunt didnt come. Ya sutralah..

Tp gw mengurut2 kenapa dese yg keluar di mimpi gw pagi ini pas ultahnya Teph. Mgkin krn film 5 cm udah keluar di bioskop. Di pikiran gw slalu ajah "nonton 5 cm yuks segera.. Nonton sendirian aja di blok m. Yuks yuks hr ini apah?". Mungkin krn film ini based on a book that i took from him. Oke, dia blg buku ini bagus lalu gw pinjam dan gw ga mau balikin (my precioussssss-Gollum ala2)


He was my goal. 5cm in front of my face but he simply didnt think that way.

Sunday, December 16, 2012

F U BETTA

Lagu ini enak bener. Khusus gw post utk pembaca setia gw, si caramel frappucino. Lagu ini cucok bgt sih bwt mantannya. Gw suka lagu ini simply krn emang enak didenger (bukan krn gw pgn mendedikasikan lagu ini ke mantan in particular). AND NEON HITCH IS FRIGGIN SEXY.

here's the lyric:

F U BETTA - NEON HITCH

(Better-etter-etter-etter-etter-eh)x3

(Verse 1)I-I feel like I'm losing my mind- mindShe crept into your life-lifeAnd cut me up like a knife-knife(Hey)Feel things I wanna say-sayStill got my dignity-tyNo one will love you like me-me

(Chorus)Well shes prettier than I'll ever beGot yourself a beauty queen(Yeah)There something I gotta sayShe can f**k you goodBut I can f**k you betterBetter-etter-etter-etter-etter-eh(x2)I can f**k you betterBetter-etter-etter-etter-etter-eh x2She can f**k you goodBut I can f**k you

(Verse 2)My way remember screaming my name-ameCuz I could sex your brain-brainBut she don't do it that way-way

(Chorus)Well shes prettier than I'll ever beGot yourself a beauty queen(Yeah)But there something I gotta sayShe can f**k you goodBut I can f**k you betterBetter-etter-etter-etter-etter-eh(x2)I can f**k you betterBetter-etter-etter-etter-etter-eh x2


(Verse 3)I know shes perfect and worth itI know shes beautifulBut can she love youAnd touch you until you go-oh-ohYou keep on trying to hide itBut we both know-oh-ohShe can f**k you good(Ha ha ha ha)(Better, better, better, better, be-be-be-be-be-be)

She can f**k you goodBut I can f**k you betterBetter-etter-etter-etter-etter-eh(x2)I can f**k you betterBetter-etter-etter-etter-etter-eh x2She can f**k you goodBut I can f**k you better

But I can f**k you betterI know shes perfect and worth itI know shes beautifulBut can she love youAnd touch you until you go-oh-ohYou keep on trying to hide itBut we both know-oh-ohShe can f**k you goodBut I can f**k you better-better-better-better-better-betterBut I can f**k you betterShe can f**k you goodBut I can f**k you better

(I can f**k you better baby)



Resolusi 2012 : DONE


MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!

Resolusi 2012 gw adalah langgeng sama pacar dengan indikator bisa melewati ENAM (6) bulan. Kenapa 6 bulan? I remembered I read it on Lipstick Dipstick, there's this term, DYKE GESTATION PERIOD where a couple are madly in love and occupied with the relationship or simply the honeymoon period. Everything was great, not easily irritated by each other, and lots of happy stuff; ignoring the flaws of the partner.

It turns out to be better for both of us. We've survived the 6 month probation and have been together for more than a year now. Berantem bisa dihitung pake jari shay. Filled kisses and hugs and countless love. Semua hal bisa dijadiin srimulat dikawinkan dengan OVJ, baik di masa2 serius maupun di masa2 berantem. It is such a wonderful relationship. I feel really blessed having her as my girlfriend. A few nights ago I asked her "do u want me to be ur wive?" and she replied. She did replied right away. She does altho not at the moment. The answer is good enuf for me. Gw kmrn nanya cuma asal nanya aja. Iseng ala2 gitu. Tp gw seneng sih sama jawabannya. Minimal dese kepikiran kesana gitu.

Oke2 enuf about my first resolution. KARENA resolusi 2012 gw sudah tercapai, i came up with another. Gw keranjingan STIKER STARBUCKS. Just the stickers, not the drinks. The drinks are nice, cuma klo ketagihan berabe ya bok, kan maharani. Jadi kan, ada program "DAPETIN AGENDA DENGAN 25 PEMBELIAN MINUMAN APOSE AJOSE" gw pun jadi pengen ngedapetin si agenda. AGENDANYA BIASA AJA, SUMPAH!

Pouch coklat, agenda dan 12 kupon per bulan Starbux itu menggiurkan ya. Something simple to be my short term goal. ALHASIL..DESEMBER INI GW STARBUCKS OVERDOSE gegara pengen stiker.

Pernah 1 hari gw minum 4 gelas starbux. DROP SHAY.. DROPPPPP... BLAH..

Tp akhirnya dengan bantuan pacar, abe, gx, ngephot, gw berhasil mendapatkan si agenda laknat itu. ASLI BIASA AJA (tuh ngejogrok di kamar gw) tp seneng sih, soalnya gw dapetin apa yg memang gw pengen. THE EFFORT and the process was just FUN. So I guess i can cross that out of my bucket list. Hihihi..

So What's NEXT?

Hmm, utk resolusi 2013 gw blm kepikiran gmn bgt. Kalau tabungan mencapai 5 juta gmn? hihihi pengan sih.

selain itu, ada beberapa hal yg ingin gw miliki, ini daftarnya:
- DIGITAL CAMERA (ternyata penting ya bo, ga bs gw pinjem nyokap mulu..huh)
- tas laptop baru yang aman dipakai pengendara motor (gujrak gujrak)
- bantal guling ALOE VERA
- sprey ALOE VERA (atau semacam sprey yg ngephot pegang di carefour Central Park.. Adem banget deh)
- a new phone >.< bb gemini gw udah metong gitu, ga bs jualan. gw akan pindahin contactsnya ke Apollo gitu.. huh.. 


Beklah next post of mine will be about my 2013 RESOLUTION. I better come up with a goal or two which i can achieve. YIHAA!